The Mullet Tent: Come on in and see some of the finest mullets in all of Central New York on display for your enjoyment, sponsored by mulletfancy. Vote for your favorite and be entered in for a chance to win a set of preowned lawn furniture! Don't mullet over, just come in!
Wife Beaters Galore: What?! You don't have your own wife beater? Well check out this vast collection of 100% cotton tanks, priced to move. They've got all styles, ribbed, un-ribbed and even some that come pre-stained with everything from catsup to mustard to beer.
Bud flowing like wine: That's right! At WhiteTrashFest, Budweiser products are around every corner. Bud, Bud Light, Bud Dry, Bud Ice, and even Bud slushies. And don't miss special guest and master of ceremonies, the one and only, Spuds MacKenzie. Plus a special perfomance by the Budweiser frogs.
Lawn Chair Alley: I think the name says it all folks. Come see the widest array of lawn furniture around. Not just lawn chairs, but lawn couches, lawn love seats and even lawn ottomans or lawnomans.
The Cavalcade of Stars: Get ready to shake your badonkadonk, cause we've got all your local favorites, like the Custom Taylor Band and many more!
And that's just the beginning! Some come one, come all. Shirts are optional. In fact going shirtless is encouraged. WhiteTrashFest......coming to a Salt City near you!
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You should've come out to Fairport for the night that kicks off Canal Days if you wanted to see a WhiteTrashFest. Then again, you can see that most nights in the townie bars.
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